A Japanese Yokuza gang comprised almost entirely of white men is threatened by an even whiter man, the Samurai Cop.
reviews
5.5
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D is a tone deaf, racially insensitive try-hard by-product of the 1980s that still somehow manages to charm the wooden sandals off you.
2
Some coked-out Kids' WB executive watched the 2002 X-Games and thought "this needs blue aliens and underage girls with too much makeup."
9
Probably the most successful low-budget knockoff of Friday the 13th but is more than just it's Tween Peen shock ending.
7.5
After his old war buddy is executed by a Dictator, Christopher Walken rounds up his Vietnam War pals to slaughter 240 people and blow up all the things. This is the version of The Expendables that hike their pants up to their armpits.
7
Hal Jordan plays the role of Ethan Hawke while Sinestro covers Denzel Washington's role in the Green Lantern rendition of 2001's Training Day
6
Stop! is what happens when hacky "buddy cop" tropes cross planes with hacky "overbearing mother" tropes to create a Venn Diagram of absolute fuckery.
7
Is Us a horror masterpiece or a convoluted mess? We take a look at Jordan Peele''s second best movie.
7
In a tonally inconsistent film, Wonder Woman feels like it was written by a privileged, basement-dwelling incel neckbeard fragile white male. Cool actions scenes, though!
3.5
Death Spa is really a Death Gym, and even that's a loose definition. It's a vague Death Place or a Death Warehouse somewhere in Canada for the tax credit.
8
Instead of the same rehashed introduction to Batman, we get a stylized anthology highlighting the myth of Batman.
1
Just know that before you ask "but who actually wins the titular Food Fight?" the answer is nobody. We. All. Lose.
8
We get a mature, period-piece to introduce the Silver Age Justice League.
2
What began in 1998's The Waterboy by Adam Sander becomes fully realized in 2000's Little Nicky. Witness the birth of modern-era Sandler. The road to Hell is paved with Little Nicky DVDs.
4
Serenity has the distinction of being the Worst Film of 2019, which would be a much bigger accomplishment if this were October and not January.
5.5
Did you know Keanu Reeves was in a new movie? No, not "that" movie that everyone is talking about and psyched for...
7.5
Geteven is a bizarre Vanity Project that may actually rival The Room, and it came out an entire decade earlier.
5
I spent the entirety of Hallmark's sequel "One Winter Proposal" thinking that I never saw the first movie "One Winter Weekend" only for my girlfriend to reveal that I had.
5
Just how dreamy is the single dad widower in Hallmark's first film in their "Winterfest" series? Spoiler Alert: Super F'N dreamy.
7.5
Is it possible Bumblebee is the first truly GOOD Transformers film? It's hard to believe but the only drawback is that this is NOT a reboot.
9
Just to give a sample of this absolutely wonderful film: There's an extra credited as "Nude Pomegranate Tory"
4
Can Sherlock Holmes and his trusty sidekick Dr. Watson solve The Case of the Script That Sounded Better On Paper? No? Ohhhhhh. Shit.
6.5
My girlfriend watched "The Princess Switch." Which means that I ALSO watched "The Princess Switch." Luckily, I survived.
7
While Aquaman is ultimately "competent" it will likely be most remembered in history as the movie that brought us a Pitbull cover of Toto's "Africa"
6
They should have just used "Honestly, I expected worse" as the tagline on the poster for this movie that's clearly ten years too late.
7
At one point in this film, Clint Eastwood literally looks at a computer, scoffs, and says "The internet" with a shake of his head.
1.5
"There are several sexual characteristics to Bigfoot that I wanted to make sure came out, since it’s very integral to the story." - Actual quote from the director.
1.5
Based on how much he smokes in this film, I'm pretty sure the production paid Dan Haggerty with cartons of cigarettes.
8.5
Half of this film's budget was spent on belts, denim, and various chains of varying length.
3.3
If you are at all aroused by dinosaurs, this book is 100% for you. Just buy it and don't take my low rating as a judgement against you.
9.3
Whatever the hell I just read was fascinating. There’s an unsatisfying...